Our tour of the clubs is customized to suit your needs and preferences. Girls at the clubs change on a weekly basis. Girls come and go. The line up changes and the hottest club last week may be dead this week. We keep abreast of the changes and take you on a tour of the sexiest places on our sexually liberated island.

What do we do?

  1. 1.We give you the benefit of local knowledge.

  2. 2.We listen to what you hope to find and know exactly where you are most likely to find it.

  3. 3.We safely guide you though places you might not want to go alone.

  4. 4.We help you differentiate between what’s a good deal and what’s a rip off.

  5. 5.We make sure you get what you want and get back to your hotel with a smile on your face.


Let us be your guide to the sex bars, brothels and strip clubs of St Maarten.

We know the best clubs: Who has the most girls? Where are the pettiest women? Which clubs are the most fun? When is the best time to go? Which girls like couples? What do they cost?

You have the questions. We have the answers.

Join us on a magical mystery tour of our sexually liberated island and we will tell you where your dreams can come true.

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Safely visit the very local bars that other tourists don’t get to see. Find the best prices in town.
Avoid the pitfalls and tourist traps that take your money for little service. Know what to expect.
Find out which clubs have the best selection of girls THIS WEEK and which offer what you want.
Discover which clubs put on the best shows for the specific night you are cruising the bars.

How, what, where?

  1. 4 hour personal guided tour.

  2. tailored to your needs and including whatever clubs are CURRENTLY hottest.

  3. all questions answered.

  4. security of being with a group.

  5. $50 per person for 2 people or more, whether together or not.

  6. $100 per for a single individual.

  7. $25 extra for hotel pick-up/drop off.


St. Maarten, Netherland Antillies